Canonical List of Stickies

Canonical List of Sticky Jokes

First, there was the Ur-Sticky:

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Then, Sharon Fenick's riff:

What's green and leaky? A leek.

Now comes the "Canonical List of Sticky Jokes"

What's brown and sticky?
What's green and leaky? [sf]
What's red and whiney? [wf]
What's hot and muggy? [wf]
What's short and nappy? [wf]
What's digital and handy? [wf]
What's dependable and tidy? [wf]
What's spotted and dicey? [wf]
What's short, humorous and skittish? [wf]
What's spear-like and tiny? [sf]
What's logical and naughty? [sf]
What's has a family resemblance and gamey? [sf]
What's beige and phoney? [mh]
What's intangible and stocky? [mh]
? What's viscous and GUI? [mh]
What's tasty, yet mealy? [wf]
What's grows in ditches and is pokey? [wf]
What's small and natty? [wf]
??? What's green and shrubbery? [wf]
What's wet and creaky? [wf]
?? What's magic and genial? [wf]
What's marginal and glossy? [wf]
What's sharp and tacky? [wf, I think]
?? What's fine and sharp? -- A Sharpie [mh]
?? What's deep and grotty? -- A grotto [mh]
What's grey and clammy? [unknown]
What's red and sticky? -- That bloody stick again! [unknown]
What's blue and cheesey? [tg]
What's hot and chilly? [tg]
What's geographical and chilly? [tg, alt, wf]
What's long and horny? [tg]
What's long and runny? [gd]

The contributors

[wf] Will Fitzgerald
[sf] Sharon Fenick
[mh] Michael Hannemann
[tg] That Girl! Found by [sf] on alt.tasteless.jokes.
[gd] George Denny